SCHOOL IS STRESSING ME OUT MY WEIGHT IS STRESSING ME OUT ANXIETY IS STRESSING ME OUT MY FUCKING STRESS IS STRESSING ME OUT
I’m still fucked up at the fact that the longest piece of English fictional literature written by any human is a super smash bros brawl fan fic.
3.5 million words
AND ITS STILL IN PROGRESS
Straight men: *put posters of men in tight super hero outfits up all over their room*
Gay men: *put posters of female pop stars wearing almost nothing up all over their room*
How about bisexual men?
When he say he gonna eat ya ass and you aint showered yet
I’ll see yall in church
When yall see each other in church the day after he ate ya dirty ass
Religion is the real abomination here
When she lie and say she a Christian then she turn around and slanders Jesus even after you ate her ass